Need to write an Israel post-election article; Perhaps, I should write it now? No surprises on horizon!
— Louis Fishman (@Istanbultelaviv) January 16, 2013
I think my parents would be offended to be referred to as ‘Pigs and Monkeys’. No Shabbos invite for Morsi…
— Benjamin of Tudela (@BenjaminTudela) January 16, 2013
ATTN: Everybody can give up, there’s already a Jewish a cappella group called "Honorable Menschen".
— Dan Wackslide (@WhatTheDang) January 15, 2013
My Jewish preceptor just tried to speak Yiddish to me after looking at my last name #ImnotJewish #JewishLastName #catholic @paschoolproblem
— Alex Saltzman(@Alex_Saltzman) January 15, 2013
Golden Globes drinking game for tonight:Take a little sip of Kosher Grape Juice every time the camera shows Mayim Bialik.
— Scott Borsky (@CaptainCantor) January 14, 2013
Jodie Foster’s speech was still 19 minutes shorter than my Bar Mitzvah speech. #imverbose
— Jason Hirschhorn (@JasonHirschhorn) January 14, 2013
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