Birthday haiku for Rachel Dratch

**** A gift, with ribbons Bet lots of ducks die each year from getting tangled **** Happy birthday, Rachel Dratch. (Of Debbie Downer fame.) HEY KIDS! Check out Rachel Dratch and our friends at the JTA Archive at Tribefest this year.

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Rachel Dratch

Who's turning 46 this year? You aaaaaaaaaah. (Image: David Shankbone)

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A gift, with ribbons

Bet lots of ducks die each year

from getting tangled

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Happy birthday, Rachel Dratch. (Of Debbie Downer fame.)

HEY KIDS! Check out Rachel Dratch and our friends at the JTA Archive at Tribefest this year.

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