Birthday haiku for Mark Spitz

**** Besides the mustache swam faster by pretending mother was chasing **** Happy birthday, Mark Spitz.

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Mark Spitz

Those Olympic gold medals won't do much to quell anti-Semitic conspiracies re: control of global currency...

****

Besides the mustache

swam faster by pretending

mother was chasing

****

Happy birthday, Mark Spitz.

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