Birthday haiku for Dustin Diamond

**** Screech – nebbish, nurtured youth prodigy ‘so exciting’ now leaves us ‘so … scared.’ **** Happy Birthday, Dustin Diamond (35 on Jan. 7). Alas, you’ve strayed so far from nerd-dom of your ‘Saved By the Bell’ days.

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Dustin Diamond

Samuel Powers, as a wee little fawn.

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Screech – nebbish, nurtured

youth prodigy ‘so exciting’

now leaves us ‘so … scared.’

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Happy Birthday, Dustin Diamond (35 on Jan. 7). Alas, you’ve strayed so far from nerd-dom of your ‘Saved By the Bell’ days.

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