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Woody Allen is aging. We all are. As if we needed more to worry about. (Image: David Shankbone 2009 CC)
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A haiku? Oh, Geez.
Are dipthongs two syllables?
Some birthday present…
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Happy Birthday, Woody Allen (76). Don’t worry too much; the universe is expanding anyways.
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