Birthday haiku for Michelle Trachtenberg

**** From ‘Nick’ to ‘Gossip,’ another nice Jewish girl grows up, loses wings **** Happy birthday Michelle Trachtenberg (26). When I was a kid, your TV roles were so innocent and crush-worthy, all the way through “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Now you’re guest-starring on Weeds as a drug dealer. Bawl.

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From ‘Nick’ to ‘Gossip,’

another nice Jewish girl

grows up, loses wings

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Happy birthday Michelle Trachtenberg (26). When I was a kid, your TV roles were so innocent and crush-worthy, all the way through “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Now you’re guest-starring on Weeds as a drug dealer. Bawl.

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