Birthday haiku for Jesse Eisenberg

**** Can’t believe he made Facebook’s overlord look like a loveable shmuck   OMG, Jesse can invade my privacy anytime. Signed, girl. **** Happy birthday Jessie Eisenberg (28), star of The Social Network. It takes a great actor to make us overlook the fact that Facebook is taking over the world.

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Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg -- taking over the world. (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

****

Can’t believe he made

Facebook’s overlord look like

a loveable shmuck

 

OMG, Jesse

can invade my privacy

anytime. Signed, girl.

****

Happy birthday Jessie Eisenberg (28), star of The Social Network. It takes a great actor to make us overlook the fact that Facebook is taking over the world.

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